Amusing Evening Anecdote

The other night Letterman introduced a new comic, a Chinese immigrant with a very modest command of an American accent, named Joe Wong. He was hysterical. Talk about having your one chance in the big leagues and hitting a homer on your first at-bat.

Talking about getting married and having a kid: my car now has a Baby on Board sign. This is not so much of a warning as it is a threat. I have a screaming baby and a nagging wife, and I am no longer afraid to die.

Talking about buying a used car when he got here, with impossible-to-remove bumper stickers, one of which said "If you can't speak English, leave"--but he couldn't read it for the first year and a half he was here...

Must be on YouTube or hula by now.